The hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye."

For fucks sake, “Darlene” is at it again! I came in to work and she was sitting at the front desk with her box fan on high blowing right in her face and shivering. I don’t ask her questions or speak to her more than I have to because it either turns into her unloading on me, or bitching about everyone and how she is being targeting by everyone and everything. Anyways, I go to my office and get to work, then I get a team's chat message from my supervisor asking me if “Darlene” mentioned how my pine scented Wallflower gives her a headache. I told her that she mentioned it last Thursday and I unplugged and then took it home at the end of the day. My supervisor said “D” said I plugged it back in and was making her sick on purpose and she has to have her fan on to not smell it even though the fan is blowing right in her face and any scent would also blow in her face. Bitch, I took the damn plug-in home last Thursday and I shouldn’t have been that considerate if you are just going to call me a liar and tattle to our boss.  Thankfully the boss knows “D” is bat shit crazy too and told me not to worry about it and “D” told her that she threw up because of the smell and is feeling better anyway. What the fuck is wrong with her? Now I am sitting here thinking of ways to make her miserable and crazier. Her coffee makes me retch every morning and I say nothing. . . . along with her face.



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